jaredpittack:

Please explain this to me

i was havin a great time until i remembered that i was ugly

(Source: antiteen, via supjoeyy)

gameboy-sp:

"Honey, I’m leaving you for Poussey”

image

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misbeliefs:

me starting to like someone image

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sexualbae:

won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth

(Source: 666clit, via supjoeyy)

amyvevo:

reasons to date me:

  • best in class fuel efficiency
  • more cargo space than the competition 
  • 10 year power train warranty

(Source: furr, via drivesleeprepeat)

corporateaccount:

date a girl who is your girlfriend

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Not only am I feeling good about myself today but I had the privilege of waking up next a wonderful person this morning. Happy Thursday y’all 😊